Jargon tier list
Ranking corporate language by how much damage it does. Strong opinions, freely given.
S tier — actively useful, unfairly maligned
These get mocked but earn their place: they compress a real idea into one word.
- Scope
- Blocker
- Bandwidth, when it means capacity and is meant literally
B tier — harmless filler
Says nothing, costs nothing, keeps a sentence moving.
- Circle back
- Touch base
- At a high level
F tier — actively obscures
The problem with these is not that they are ugly. It is that they are used precisely when somebody does not want to say the plain version.
- "Rightsizing"
- "Let's take this offline", when it means "I would like this conversation to stop"
- "We're all founders here"